Sexy Valentine Desires and The -Amazing- Hot Heart Massager

“My fields are wet with rain, who will plow my fertile earth?
My blossoms awaken in the morning. Who will breathe my fragrance into his flute?
So I might dance on the wind.
My moon is full. My figs and grapes are swollen, Who will feast in my temple?”

Thousands of years ago, poets were talking dirty.

I’ve asked around, now that Valentine’s Day has passed, what it would be to make everyone’s valentine’s day… Here we have several quotes in answer to the question asked, be it what the sexiest thing a woman/man can do for you, or what makes their special day “special”?

Firstly I asked my friend David…here’s how it went:
Jasmine: What’s the sexiest thing a girl can do for you? for a guy in general in your opinion?
David: Umm shit that’s a hard one there are so many things…(he laughs to himself) … I love when a girl is on her hands and knees crawling to me with a very sexy look in her eyes.

I think David likes submissive girls…what do you think?

Next we talked to Will, and old old friend of mine.

Jasmine: What’s the sexiest thing a girl can do for you?
Will: Oh man…thats hard question… I’ve decided on touching. I like being touched alot, lots of skin to skin contact. Like, I could lay with a woman for an hour just touching without doing anything sexual. But it gets me so hard.
Jasmine: That’s pretty cool, pretty rare too, good for you sweetie, girls like stuff like that.

I kept being surprised that the men all told me this was a hard question… I would think it was easy, maybe I just think/talk about sex too much.

Next I asked some girls!

Jasmine: hey Nikki, whats the sexiest thing a guy can do for you?
Nikki: Like sexually or just in general?
Jasmine: Either, I’m doing a valentine’s day piece, what’s something that would -make- your valentines day?
Nikki: That’s a toughy! (she laughs) well I like it when a guy makes dinner, home made is always better than going out, haha, and I like going to the movies. And some sweet love makin til the end of the night, that would be a perfect V-day.

Then I asked Laura…
Laura: A man do for me? mmm…take the time and effort to please me, it makes me happy when my boyfriend puts the effort forth.

(I must take this time to apologize to a few people, I lost our conversation data so I can’t quote you perfectly and don’t wanna muss your words. )

So, while the boys were obviously willing to be specific about what they wanted, what turned them on. The girls wanted more.
Girls always want more, greedy little bitches.
But! Girls can -do- more, and so they shall, damn it.

But Valentine’s day is about everyone.
What would I do for my Valentine?
Hmm…just about anything. My perfect Valentine’s Day?
Well, my perfect Valentine’s Day would be for my lover to simply demand what they wanted and take it, and give it freely on the day of love!

Massages, oral sex, whatever it is, give and give freely with love.

Ancient poets asked…
“Where might I learn to make love? Where might I discover my poem?”

I like to think I’m helping you all discover your poems. Discover it and whisper it sweetly along your lover’s flesh.

Now I couldn’t do an entire blog without telling you about a product I sell so here it goes!

The AMAZING Hot Heart Massager

Why is it amazing? Because I have NO clue how it works. When you open your box you’ll find a squishy cold red or pink heart(one says I love you, one says XOXO) how…are you supposed to massage someone with that?!
Well there’s a small metal disk that you snap, this activates some sort of magic in the pouch and suddenly it heats up, up to 129 degrees !(54 celsius)
not only does it heat up, but it firms up. So now you have a heart shaped(surprisingly ergonomic for massages) firm and hot massager. If it’s too warm put a towel between it and your skin, but what you do is use it up and down the back, legs, arms, wherever you have muscles, haha. You know. And like a hot stone massage without the mess, or prep, there you are. Simply snap, massage, make love.

What’s super cool about this? you would think snapping would be a one time deal for this thing, but no, not this heart, its reusable(just like mine) simply boil for about 7 minutes, be sure to cover with water and not let pot boil dry, and its liquid again, let it cool completely before using it again. Then you’re all set for next time.

I’ve used this a couple times and its got more uses than massage, my boss puts them in her kids coats when its cold. Think about it, little source of heat 129 degrees! Oh yeah, I’d put that in -my- pocket, and be happy to see you on a cold cold night.

Well everyone, I hope you all had a nice Valentine’s day, see you next week!

Love, Sex, Massages oh my…