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Blow-up Let-Down, Inflatable Bondage Chair

It looks… titilating…interesting…intriguing…and a little silly. Its a blow up chair, with wrist straps, ankle straps, and I think…lean over chair wrist/arm straps.

Maybe… for a vanilla couple, wanting to be a little kinky, a little daring… this could be fun..maybe…if the submissive cooperates and promises not to tug. It will be durable.

Now. In this poor chair’s defense, our tester said were she not really TRYING to get away this never would have happened, were she lounging in bondage she would have been…mildly..secured…enough for the -THOUGHT- of bondage…you see? But that’s not enough for me…

I digress. I will come back to that..

Black PVC velco straps. We strapped our sweet little guinea pig in and there she sat. Grinning and tugging…”Hmm” She says…” but i don’t really WANT to get away, so it stays…” Now our little guinea pig absolutely detests saliva…So I had our other guinea pig, try to lick her face… and in a hulk like voice after she rips the wrist cuffs straight off the poor once upon a time blown up chair, she said”Jabba ANGRY”, Jabba being her ill-to-do nickname.

And Poof. No more bondage chair…it deflated like a man insulted. But she does say she would have stayed put…had she wanted to.

Now as I said before…This is not enough for -me-. The thought that i can escape would dampen the thrill of being bound..The mental play that I get from being secured. But…that’s more stories for later.

Sorry this was so brief, and so so overdue. Do forgive me, I will get back on track!

PS Message me for other bondage ideas!

snap crackle pop on your cock 69 Sex Rocks blow job fizz candy

Add a little sizzle to your love life… Literally. Give him a blow job he’ll never forget, and ask for again and again. And…Enjoy giving head more than you ever have before.

These sweet sizzling little bits have a little bit of benzocaine in them so they help stifle your gag reflex and increase your comfort. The yummy fruity flavor adds interest never before beheld upon your man’s parts.

Our’s were blue raspberry, toe curling tingling tasty…these are the words that come to mind when I recall this experience. These treats of 5 stars with my partner. Pleasurable and fun.

It must be fun to be devoured as if you’re delicious and tingly poppy…

So we started with probably a quarter of a teaspoon of rocks he poured on my tongue after we’d already started our oral sex session.

We made sure there was no adverse reaction on either of our ends, most enthusiastically he poured the rest of the pack onto my tongue(he’s overzealous I would recommend you spread them out, but it still feels good) and I slurped and sucked holding them in my mouth without swallowing or letting them out. Enthusiasm makes sex. Ladies and gents, it really does. It can make a regular tuesday night life altering spectacular. Not that we did it on tuesday

This candy would be great for both the blow-job newbies as well as the pros. Like me. Haha.

It’s fun. Poppy. Sizzly. Sexy Sweet Fun.

I can’t wait to try it on me!

See ya next time everyone, and I’m sorry its been so long. I’m back.

Sexy Valentine Desires and The -Amazing- Hot Heart Massager

“My fields are wet with rain, who will plow my fertile earth?
My blossoms awaken in the morning. Who will breathe my fragrance into his flute?
So I might dance on the wind.
My moon is full. My figs and grapes are swollen, Who will feast in my temple?”

Thousands of years ago, poets were talking dirty.

I’ve asked around, now that Valentine’s Day has passed, what it would be to make everyone’s valentine’s day… Here we have several quotes in answer to the question asked, be it what the sexiest thing a woman/man can do for you, or what makes their special day “special”?

Firstly I asked my friend David…here’s how it went:
Jasmine: What’s the sexiest thing a girl can do for you? for a guy in general in your opinion?
David: Umm shit that’s a hard one there are so many things…(he laughs to himself) … I love when a girl is on her hands and knees crawling to me with a very sexy look in her eyes.

I think David likes submissive girls…what do you think?

Next we talked to Will, and old old friend of mine.

Jasmine: What’s the sexiest thing a girl can do for you?
Will: Oh man…thats hard question… I’ve decided on touching. I like being touched alot, lots of skin to skin contact. Like, I could lay with a woman for an hour just touching without doing anything sexual. But it gets me so hard.
Jasmine: That’s pretty cool, pretty rare too, good for you sweetie, girls like stuff like that.

I kept being surprised that the men all told me this was a hard question… I would think it was easy, maybe I just think/talk about sex too much.

Next I asked some girls!

Jasmine: hey Nikki, whats the sexiest thing a guy can do for you?
Nikki: Like sexually or just in general?
Jasmine: Either, I’m doing a valentine’s day piece, what’s something that would -make- your valentines day?
Nikki: That’s a toughy! (she laughs) well I like it when a guy makes dinner, home made is always better than going out, haha, and I like going to the movies. And some sweet love makin til the end of the night, that would be a perfect V-day.

Then I asked Laura…
Laura: A man do for me? mmm…take the time and effort to please me, it makes me happy when my boyfriend puts the effort forth.

(I must take this time to apologize to a few people, I lost our conversation data so I can’t quote you perfectly and don’t wanna muss your words. )

So, while the boys were obviously willing to be specific about what they wanted, what turned them on. The girls wanted more.
Girls always want more, greedy little bitches.
But! Girls can -do- more, and so they shall, damn it.

But Valentine’s day is about everyone.
What would I do for my Valentine?
Hmm…just about anything. My perfect Valentine’s Day?
Well, my perfect Valentine’s Day would be for my lover to simply demand what they wanted and take it, and give it freely on the day of love!

Massages, oral sex, whatever it is, give and give freely with love.

Ancient poets asked…
“Where might I learn to make love? Where might I discover my poem?”

I like to think I’m helping you all discover your poems. Discover it and whisper it sweetly along your lover’s flesh.

Now I couldn’t do an entire blog without telling you about a product I sell so here it goes!

The AMAZING Hot Heart Massager

Why is it amazing? Because I have NO clue how it works. When you open your box you’ll find a squishy cold red or pink heart(one says I love you, one says XOXO) how…are you supposed to massage someone with that?!
Well there’s a small metal disk that you snap, this activates some sort of magic in the pouch and suddenly it heats up, up to 129 degrees !(54 celsius)
not only does it heat up, but it firms up. So now you have a heart shaped(surprisingly ergonomic for massages) firm and hot massager. If it’s too warm put a towel between it and your skin, but what you do is use it up and down the back, legs, arms, wherever you have muscles, haha. You know. And like a hot stone massage without the mess, or prep, there you are. Simply snap, massage, make love.

What’s super cool about this? you would think snapping would be a one time deal for this thing, but no, not this heart, its reusable(just like mine) simply boil for about 7 minutes, be sure to cover with water and not let pot boil dry, and its liquid again, let it cool completely before using it again. Then you’re all set for next time.

I’ve used this a couple times and its got more uses than massage, my boss puts them in her kids coats when its cold. Think about it, little source of heat 129 degrees! Oh yeah, I’d put that in -my- pocket, and be happy to see you on a cold cold night.

Well everyone, I hope you all had a nice Valentine’s day, see you next week!

Love, Sex, Massages oh my…

Max Stamina; Give her -More- for Valentine’s Day

Its a great idea. An herbal supplement to give you more to give her, to boost your staying power and stamina.

It doesn’t work. We tried these twice, boss tried em once.

Now, in all fairness, the first time… My partner got a little ahead of himself and came once two hours before he took them and once more before the 45 minutes recommended for them to take affect. So he was tired. He said”Lets take a 20 minute nap” we had 20 minutes left, I thought to myself, yeah right, a nap and then more sex would be great, but it’s not going to happen. He slept right through the supposed affects until the next day where I teased him about a long 20 minutes.

So we try again! No pre-sex. We wait 45 minutes. And…Nothing. Nothing special no special feeling or zest for him, and no special staying power.

Boss tried ‘em too! She said they didn’t do a damn thing.

So. Predicament. What do you do when you want to give her -More- for Valentine’s day.

Man up and do it. Don’t count on some pill or supplement. Use your mouth, use your fingers, use toys. Drink alot of water and get alot of rest, and when you can’t take it anymore. Blow. Whatever. Just keep -her- going. Stupid, Valentine’s day is for girls not boys, look at all the pink and red around, this is not for you.

So if you want to give her more, do it. Make her a quivering babbling idiot and THEN get your’s. It will be that much better. Trust me.

Max Stamina Supplements. Are losers, for losers.

Don’t be a loser! Give her MORE!

Damn it.

Rub me down and lick me up; 4-in-1 Edible Massage Candle

Step 1: Light Candle.

Step 2: Drizzle or Spoon(yes it comes with a spoon) melted oil over your partner.

Step 3: Massage, rub, taste, and indulge. Both -you- and -your partner-.

Step 4: GET BUSY!

Lol.

For real, Valentine’s Day is coming and what could be a better gift than a massage and turning your partner into a breathing shivering lollipop.

We played with this candle repeatedly… Testing the wax temp, it is warm not hot, the oil has a very low temp melt point so it isn’t a journey into S&M land, as what usually comes to play with lit candles beside the bed…or is that just MY bed? Hmm…

Anyway. There is nothing like having this deliciously scented deliciously warm oil being poured into the shallow canal your spine makes down your back…

But… Who wants to eat a candle? Gross right? Wrong. This candle isn’t wax, it’s a blend of edible oils*hell they come FROM FOOD* including avocado and hemp oil. So it’s not disgusting at all, besides, you’re not supposed to eat the candle, silly. You rub it on/in and then taste freely.

How is it a 4-in-1? Well firstly it’s a candle. Secondly it’s massage oil. Thirdly the blend of oils is a great moisturizer. Fourthly…. It’s delicious! Coming in Six yummy flavors for you and your partner to indulge in.

Indulge her with a massage, indulge yourself with her tantalizing skin.

How did it go for us? Like I said, we played with it repeatedly, we poured it on each other to feel the temp, we used it traditionally in a nice shoulder rub, he even snuck it onto his hands while I was ahem…orally pleasing him, and gave me a nice shoulder/neck rub while I was down there, and ladies…you know you need it sometimes. Lol. So whilst we indulged in foreplay I was flavored for later.

Heart Shaped Flavors: Watermelon, Strawberry, Cherry, Chocolate, Peach(we tried peach), and Vanilla.

Heart Shaped 4-in-1 Edible Massage Candle- Rub it on, Taste the Flavor of Love this Valentine’s Day!

Redemption of Dickalicious and some H20 Jo

“mmm..Dickalicious?” for those of you who remember this post(if not, visit it now). This is an event!

This is the redemption of the infamous product Dickalicious, instead of “burning his cock off” the rightfully tentative partner of mine slowly came to admitting, “No it doesn’t hurt…it feels kinda good actually” and I came to accept that it didn’t taste like a cough drop at all.

Dickalicious Penis Arousal Gel

With a gentle tingling sensation during application/oral sex my partner had a tingly, pleasant response to the product, and the flavor was like a slightly minty coconut candy coating on his” little partner”.  This seemed to be the key to the redemption.  Choosing the right flavor for my liking and gradually adding the potion, instead of the entire tube to start out. 

So there we have it, the product is not in fact the liquid devil, it’s kinda nice.

On to Jo! Jo…jo….Who’s Jo?

H20 Jo to be precise. The water-based personal lubricant that goes on and feels like silicone but washes away with no fuss. Unlike other water-based lubes I’ve tried (KY Liquid, Durex varieties…) this lube was not sticky. I can’t imagine why anyone would find sticky lube arousing..its kinda icky if you think about it…like…slime…or ooze…something sticky and clingy whilst you pound away, or be pounded away at… ew. BUT! System Jo H2O is a big bottle o’slippery fun. Good for all sorts of intercourse or play.

System Jo H2O Water-Based Personal Lubricant

Remember! Being slick and slippery makes every sort of friction feel 10x better. I used to be a die-hard not need lube kinda girl(since most I didn’t like the feel of…”don’t use lube use spit” its dirty…and sexy…but still” ) but having tried it introduced to intercourse/anal play, it makes one hell of a difference, takes no time to get comfortable and down and dirty for all of it.

Water-based lube is also your safest bet with toys, as silicone lubes can react badly with silicone or latex coatings/materials.  We did a demo with this lube at a party once…

We made everyone make tight fists, and had them try to push their forefinger from their other hand into their fist. Most couldn’t do it. But when we applied one drop, of H20 Jo to their fingers everyone laughed in surprise that suddenly they could finger their once previously too tight fists.

H20 Jo. Good to the last drop!

Every girl loves butterflies… Classix Butterfly Hands Free Clitoral Stimulator

A classic?

Classix Butterfly.

Hands free clitoral stimulator.

Classix Butterfly Strap-On

Are you excited?

I was.

I had never used this type of toy before, but its a brilliant idea. Who doesn’t like laying back and letting someone or in this case something do it for us?

The ultimate idea of indulgent pleasure.

The butterfly snaps on and turns on and up. With an ingeniously simple system of elastic straps around your waist and around your thighs it goes, then you settle your butterfly in and off you go?

The butterfly’s design intent was for the tail to be directly stimulating to your clitoris, but upon examination of the toy this seemed like an awful waste of design… Let me explain…the butterfly is a jelly butterfly with a nose 10 little nubs maybe they’re supposed to be like caterpillar legs or something, and a tail, the box says the tail is for your clit…( I think I woman designed the toy, but a man wrote the box!)but that puts the majority of the butterfly this bullet in a butterfly sleeve, on your vulva… which… doesn’t do a whole lot for me… Now! This is where I remind you all to examine and experiment, tightening of the straps and a little nudge down and the butterfly was right where nose, legs and tail could have max effect. Now. If you can get off a constant clitoral stimulation, bully for you. It’s connected to a wired dial that goes from a “flutter to a throb with the twist of a dial”. I’ve heard of people wearing these things to grocery stores and what not, beware…High does have a bit of a hum. They’ll be onto you if you’re not careful.

I can’t, but luckily since its strapped to you, you can rock, you can roll, you can grind on a pillow or something…whatever trips your trigger.

Also.

Why use this ingenious device alone when you can use it in conjunction to another toy? Or two?? or intercourse…

Infact… I think it will be brilliant for anal but that’s just between you and me K?

In closing, yes it works, I like it just fine, but you gotta wiggle it just a little bit ladies if you wanna get where we’re goin!

Butter up baby here I come, Body Butter

An intimate moment: a deep inhale…”…Mmm…god, you smell so…”, a gentle kiss to your shoulder later and “Mmm”…

You taste as good as you smell…your soft skin tastes kissably yummy.

Body Butter, this edible body cream comes in six positively mouthwatering flavors…

My intimate moment was a surprise. I didn’t let my partner know ahead of time, I applied it in few choice areas during my moisturizing post shower ritual. Places that he wouldn’t kiss right away(around, on and in between my breasts and nipples). So while he’d been kissing my skin for a while he got a nice little surprise on his way down, and I did receive a satisfying “Mmm”, and we kept on our merry way.

We tried Chocolate Marshmallow(he likes chocolate), but it also comes in:

Strawberry Sundae

Peaches ‘n’ Cream

Wild Cherry

Passion Fruit

Vanilla

Cherry Vanilla

When asked if my partner had any complaints with the surprise or the product, “Nope.”. Simple. Yummy.

Can I say… its a very sexy feeling to know that you taste good, that someone’s tongue on your skin will make their mouth water.

It’s good to be delicious.

Deep Throat Stroker- LPVinvestigation (first timer p.o.v.)

Deep Throat Stroker

So, a masturbator from my point of view…

Seeing as, I lack proper endowment for the experiment.

Everyone’s probably heard of “pocket pussies” or “fleshlights”. H.O.G.(Hand operated girlfriend lol) but this one is a little different, instead of just being a squishy hand held hole, some of themgot ergonomically creative. The deep throat stroker is, “ergonomically curved for deep throat action”.

I’ve never witnessed the use of this kind of toy before but, I gotta say I think this one is on to something.

My partner in this experiment, is normally not the sort to masturbate. Claiming that it takes too long, is too much work, or does nothing for him.

It didn’t take too too long, and I found it to be a nice low impact experience. Sometimes its nice to be lazy isn’t it?

Toy was used both alone and in complements to oral sex and we’d give it pretty good ratings for both types of play.

But it should be noticed that while arousing my partner says the sensation was not particularly realistic. It felt good but not like the real thing.

Was fun for me!

It should be noted he made comment about the particularly girly color and look of the toy. It’s clear gel with pink sparkles.  Very girly.

That’s all I can say about this one, I was just a horny spectator.

-Jasmine of Lotions, Potions, and Vibes